PROPS to the Peter Jackson-esque character and Fat Girl Who Always Has Bare Legs for finding love. Watching nerds make a connection from across the crowded, stinky aisles warms my heart.
A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD to the wheelchair-bound dude who made the already harried lady driver rush across the bus station to take the wheelchair ramp remote away from you like a little kid. Also, FYI, somebody wearing a poncho-jacket does not automatically mean they went to Mexico or are a pothead. (Though I warned D when she put it on that that was the price she paid for a coat that looked as if it had been made with hemp and hacky sacks.)
A big ROUND OF APPLAUSE to Britney Spears Shaved Head Homage Guy. I never thought someone would willingly walk around with the entire front half of their head shaved and the back mullet-length. Obviously, you are performing a public ode to the bipolar pop princess, and we could not be more thrilled by it. (I tried to snap an incognito photo of this guy on my RAZR as proof, natch, but I was too far away. Alas, alas, alas.)
Finally, a ginormous ??? to Orange Shirt Girl, whose shirt this morning was - SHOCK - not-orange. Even the skirt she is usually seen in - wrinkled paisley - was replaced by something black, sleek, and clean. She is an anomaly, this one. What will she wear next! Don't worry, that's not a hypothetical question. D and I are, sadly, just as excited as we are sure our .0005 readers are. Until next time!
NUMBER OF FLOWERS THE NUMBER 6 DRIVER WILL GET FOR LETTING US ON THE BUS THIS MORNING WITHOUT HAVING TO JOG HALFWAY UP THE STREET TO GET TO OUR ACTUAL STOP: 0 (but it's the thought that counts).
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